WTF?!?!?!
Women are goin out to the movies in force?!?!?!?
Apparently, Twilight Saga: New Moon has raked in a total $72.7 million on day one of it's release (friday). One day! That is a whole lot of chicks goin out on their own ... or together ... or draggin some hopeless boyfriend along ... to see this vampire-romance sequel in the theaters.
All I gotta say is ... FINALLY!!!
Follow up:
Maybe now females will finally feel independent enough to go out and view a movie on their own. It's like a revolution. Maybe today's female teenagers are the ones that go to the theaters in droves when they get to college and do not feel like they need to drag their boyfriend along. Maybe, just maybe, this could mark the day females actually ... wait ... be patient ... actually go see a movie all by THEMSELVES!
WHOA! That is crazy talk ... right?! Estrogen filled people don't do such ... right?! Can't be! No way! I say today marks a revolution. I say ... young girls on this weekend said to themselves ... "Fuck it ... I don't have a boyfriend right now, but that's not gonna stop me from seeing bare-chested teenage boys seducing Kristin Stewart!".
Okay, this is when I get silly ...
I am going to point out ... once again ... the IRONY or DOUBLE-STANDARD this movie series represents. How old is Edward Cullen? Let's see, apparently he was born on June 20, 1901 ... do the math people! He is guilty of statutory rape! Yeah, I know he looks like a 17 yr old ... but in real world scenarios ... does a guy that looks 18, but is really 25, get away with such ... I say NO! (and yes, the Edward Cullen math means he's 108 yrs old ... disgusting!)(or if you're a dude ... damn! thought that Hugh Hefner guy had it made!)
What a joke! But ALL the ladies fall for such! Older men now should all bow down to Stephanie Meyer. Because a guy older than 18 has it made for the next 20 years. At least, if these guys do their best to stay looking younger than their age.
It's a revolution I tell ya. At least now, for the movie theaters it is.
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